Kill Ralphie! is a collaborative storytelling project. In odd-numbered chapters, Ralphie's life is placed in danger. In even-numbered chapters, he's rescued. Anyone may sign up for free and contribute Kill Ralphie or Save Ralphie chapters (subject to our community guidelines).

Kill Ralphie! originated on the electronic bulletin boards of Carnegie Mellon University in the 1980s, where it was created by Andy Foulke.